Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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