Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Don't tell me you're on acid again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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