real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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