Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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