rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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