She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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