i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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