Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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