What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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