READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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