Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
