i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i think we sleep fucked last night...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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