Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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