Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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