The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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