forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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