This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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