Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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