Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?