If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed