Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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