Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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