Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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