i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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