This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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