So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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