PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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