wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Randomize
