it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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