PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Randomize
