I showed him my bush... on skype.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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