oh god the rape fog is back!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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