i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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