Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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