bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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