Did you just see the Batmobile???
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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