Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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