Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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