They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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