pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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