I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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