Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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