why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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