Welp...herpes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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