Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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