Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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