community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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