Ketchup is God's man juice
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
