Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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