glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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