i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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