It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
They have beer where we have blood.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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