I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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