What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How does it feel to date your dad?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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