The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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