You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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